*a wild new meme that I don’t get appears*
me, not up to date, understanding nothing: I guess I must have that short dick energy, this is very sad, Alison play desperado
*a wild new meme that I don’t get appears*
me, not up to date, understanding nothing: I guess I must have that short dick energy, this is very sad, Alison play desperado
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
“probably”
the bar is set so low for the presidency this year only one of the candidates actually works in the field of politics yet some of yall still think this sun dried tomato with vocal cords can lead a country
Farmers: What is she doin’ out there?
Me, In a corn field: *Banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!
Farmers: What is she doin’ out there?
Me, In a corn field: *Banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!
Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens
things u youngins will never understand
dam why do I feel personally attacked
“Do you love the color of the sky?”
Suddenly I can’t read
Dont dead open inside
📠📠📠
It can’t go the other way?
No. The earth is flat.
This is basic knowledge.
i also appreciate the logic that planes can’t fly over land.
